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More and more girls are getting breast implants! God bless them. There is a reason why because those implants can get the girls whatever they want! I once went to a Angels baseball game and saw the right fielder catch the last out and walk over and hand it to a girl with huge breasts in the front row (I wonder how she got those seats in the first place). The sad part of it was that there were 5 to 6 kids around the woman begging for the ball! But the guy walks over and hands it to the girl who wasn’t even asking for it.
Girls know how powerful those implants are, why else do they show them off by showing way too much cleavage! Girls want guys to look and get upset when they do look (but secretly they LOVE it).
Tests show that girls with implants end up dieing 5-10 years faster than normal girls. That must make woman feel better unless you have implants, but who we kidding those of you with implants wouldn’t be reading this lonely blog at home, you are probably getting free drinks from guys…..whores! Enjoy those free drinks! I’m buying!