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I went to the supermarket recently and saw Captain Crunch Berries my favorite cereal of all time. But right next to it was a Captain Crunch with JUST Berries!! I couldn’t believe it! This is such bullshit!@ I remember when I was young I had to eat all the sugar diamonds so I could have a feast of berries at the end. Which ended up being like 8 pieces. The ratio of berries to sugar diamonds is not right. But now the new generation of kids will have it sooo easy! They don’t have to work like I did….that sucks!

Children these days have it so much better even with video games! Gears of War, Halo, Call of Duty. All we had was Mario Bros. Explain that game to a child now and they will look at you like you are insane. Two plumbers try to rescue a princess who has been kidnapped by a ………..giant turtle! They have to break bricks with their……heads……eat giant mushrooms to get bigger or eat a flower to spit fire. By the way does anyone know what the small brown crawling things are in Mario Bros? There is a green turtle you can step on leaving just the shell but there is this small brown thing that you can step on and they disappear….they look like raccoons…..