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Has anyone been to a farmer’s market?? What a horrible place that is! First of all they close off the blocks and God forbid you are driving and don’t realize that Farmer’s Market has come to town you are SOOO screwed! 6 detours and you are back on the freeway!

You would think that they would only be selling FOOD! But no, they are selling junk but pricing it really high to fool people. If they were expensive shit they would be in a store! They have art made out of broken glass…..BROKEN GLASS…..$150. Jewelry made out of buttons and what looks to be shark teeth…..BUTTONS….SHARK TEETH……$40!! Are you kidding me?? No guy would go to this hell hole but they go because why???? Girls LOVE it!! But guys know the real truth about Farmer’s Market…..they suck and they will take all Saturday! There are soo many strange foods they sell there too! One tent had nothing but Apple pies…rows and rows of APPLE PIE! It is 90 degrees outside and this lady is selling pies. As I walked passed that tent I thought to myself…..what if for no apparent reason I start punching in the apple pies one by one…..just BANG BANG BANG…ram my fist into the pies…how many would I be able to destroy before anyone did anything about it? 5? 10? 15 pies?? Thinking back on it I could have probably gotten the whole table because even if someone saw me doing that it would take them at least 10 seconds to process what was happening in their minds. Besides theres no security at a Farmer’s Market, the lady would have probably been freaked out! “Why are you doing this??? Do apple pies make you angry inside?” Screw Farmer’s Market!