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Boy I don’t feel well at all today! Whenever you guys get sick do you try to think how you got sick? So you try to remember if there was any point where you could of got this virus? Well on Saturday I went to my friends house and he had a dog that kept licking me……Sunday I ate at this new sushi restaurant for Father’s Day……Monday I had sex with a dirty whore…….I think I got it from the whore…..just a guess. She actually works Saturday to Monday…..I should have banged her Saturday. Yup has to be the whore….I have to wash the whoreness off me…I feel sticky!