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A topic about suicide came up during a dinner I had. How would you kill yourself? Would you want people to know you killed yourself? If I ever did kill myself I would want to go out with a real bang but with a splash of citizen kane. First I would get up and top of a tall building and wait for all the media members to arrive and right before I jumped I would just say something really random! So picture this I would be on top of a 10 story building I would stand up and yell “PUBES!” and fall to my death. People watching on the news and people there would be like “oh my gosh! That guy killed himself!…….wait….did he just say pubes??” Why did he say that? Pubes? What does he mean by that??? They would bring psychologists in trying to analyze the suicide…that would be sooo funny, I would be laughing so hard in the afterlife! SWEET!!!!