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What has happened to game shows? I remember a time when game shows were actually shows that games were played. Now it is just pure stupidity. What the hell is Deal and No Deal? It is a show about a guy picking briefcases! “Is it in that one? no? How about that one?…..is there any money in there? No? how about that? the one over there? how about the middle one? is there any money in there? How about the one on the left?” That goes on for a full HOUR!

The Price is Right! Now that is the ultimate game show. Have you guys noticed that when the four contestant bid on the first prize someone ends up bidding a dollar more than the highest bid?? That happens all the time and the person that got outbid by one dollar seems to have a smile on his face like “aww you got me there hahahah” Why is he smiling??? I would be sooo pissed! I would like to see someone just lose it and strangle the guy.
When they win you know what they want to see behind the curtain……a car of course! But wouldn’t it be funny if The Prise is Right gave out a prize that no one wanted? Like “Well Bob it is a brand new…..Gorilla!!” “Straight out of South America now residing in Canada this wild Gorilla will lighten up any home.” The guys would be like……what? A gorilla? I can’t keep a gorilla in my house I have children….is that real? Oh my god!